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Hilarious Test Answers From Kids

Kids these days: can't live with 'em, can't teach 'em anything because the Internet shows them that they can be a smartass instead of submitting real quiz answers. Tests were once about studying, knowing the most, reveling in the honest hard work of memorizing the basics of being a person in American society. Getting stuff wrong meant feeling SHAME. But these days all kids care about is submitting creative test answers that will make their Gen Y teachers laugh, making sure everyone is having a "good time." 

Back in the day, each and every one of these damn kids would have been slapped on the wrist for writing down sassy words and drawing goofy pictures instead of, you know, actually finishing their tests. From hilarious teacher reviews to funny kids test answers that make you wish you were that clever when you were little, these are the best and funniest test answers provided by clever children who didn't care about their grades as much as they did about getting a laugh. 

Sometimes, their grades reflected their lack of effort - but unfortunately, a lot of the time, you can see that the teacher actually kind of appreciated a kid giving a smartass test answer, even if it wasted everyone's time. What is the lesson here? Nothing matters as long as you are kind of funny and can answer any test questions you are handed no matter how little you know about the correct answer.

No matter where the world is going (downhill) with all this, these are the funniest kids' test answers that are sure to make you smile. 

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11 Funny Kid Test Answers That Left Teachers Rolling

Written by Jeanne Sager

Being a teacher is a lot of work … but sometimes that work comes with a little bit of very-much-needed levity. Ever sat down to grade papers, taken one look at the answer a student wrote, and laughed so hard you nearly fell out of the chair? Welcome to funny kid test answers … Teach Starter edition!

We know kids don’t just say the darndest things. They also write them as answers on their tests, providing teachers with endless entertainment. Here are some of our very favorites!

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Always follow directions, kids. Always.

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This kid truly redefined what we mean by math word problems!

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Hey, Marina isn’t WRONG, y’all.

Sounds like Mom’s the brave one here …

A lot of thought went into the preparation of this funny kid test answer.

The homophone usage is A-plus quality here.

Ever sat down to grade spelling tests and asked yourself OMG, why? Yeah, us neither.

We can stop worrying about the next generation now.

In our defense, this funny kid test answer made us snort out loud.

We’re not sure if we feel worse for Rodney or Mom!

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32 hilarious kids’ test answers that are too brilliant to be wrong

We’ve all been kids and we’ve all felt the stress of a school test, and obviously everyone of us gave a fair amount of wrong answers during our career, and needless to say, our teachers probably had a good laugh about them, since the answers we gave were probably hilarious.

Whatever your skill level was, I’m almost sure the wrong answers you gave weren’t as funny as the ones we are going to show you in this post.

We don’t know if these kids are just brilliantly ironic or they simply made mistakes. Maybe it was the stress, or the fact that there was no way out to a question they couldn’t respond, but the answers these kids gave are by far the most hilarious thing you will see today.

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30 Times Kids Gave The Funniest Test Answers

These funny kids nailed the tests they took at school. Check out their hilarious answers and share the fun with someone who could use a reason to laugh.

These kids got creative and wrote the funniest test answers. Not all teachers appreciated the creativity, but I bet they all had a good laugh. Check out this hilarious gallery and share the fun with your friends!

1. This kid gave a hilarious answer!

2. Hope named the quadrilaterals:

3. Clever kid!

4. Motivating your answer:

5. Yes, you are!

6. This kid is going places!

7. Technically, he isn't wrong. ​

8. Clever kid!

9. That's right.

10. When you don't know the correct answer, so you get creative:

11. That would be awesome!

12. Simple math.

13. I agree with the kid!

14. Peter nailed his math test.

15. I love this kid! Good job!

16. Brilliant!

17. They said "briefly"...

18. LMAO, this test answer is hilarious!

19. So funny!

20. This kid just wrote what we were all thinking!

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22. Genius!

23. Funny test answer!

24. This kid might be a genius.

25. We all had that kid in our class.

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27. The teacher liked the giraffe!

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Funny Exam Answers: 48 Kids' Test Papers That Will Make You Belly Laugh

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Kids ' blunt, yet witty, exam answers at school provide us with a constant source of entertainment.

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25 Hilarious Kids’ Test Answers That Are Too Brilliant To Be Wrong

If you really want to impress your teacher this is a good way to go. This type of “risk” might not have been what the teacher was expecting but it worked. This is one of those questions we were happy to see a checkmark next to. Kudos to this teacher since they allowed one of their pupils to take an actual risk and earn credit for it.

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They Named Everything Like Asked

This geometry lesson went sideways very quickly. Also, this kid spelled ‘Harry’ wrong and who names someone Tedison? In any case, they did name the quadrilaterals and that’s what the test question asked them to do. This won’t fly in college so enjoy it while you can kid.

3. I Used Math — Give Me An ‘A’ Please

Math problems seem to deliver the funniest answers and this kid nailed their response with a simple answer, “math.” We’re big fans of letting the answer speak for itself so in our book this young child should have received an A+ just for this answer alone.

4. Technically, He Did

The test question only said to expand the answer. By adding more spacing after each part of his answer this kid did exactly as instructed. Sure it’s not worth an “A” on his test, at least his teacher admitted that it was “very funny.” Kids’ minds work in some mysterious and funny ways.

5. This Kid Is Up To Something

Well, whoever the parents are of this kid must be a pretty conscious couple. That or this kid has been reading a lot of books and watching plenty of documentaries. Do you think the teacher gave this student some points for effort or a big fat zero?

6. It Was Found

Well teacher, there it is. That was probably the easiest question on the test. Oh wait, you mean that’s not what the question meant? Variables were never an easy concept to understand and this kid showed that you need to be specific or else you’ll get what you asked for.

7. Good One

You really can’t deny that this is the right answer. Like we just said, sometimes you need to be specific. When you sign most things, it’s always at the bottom so this kid just used common sense to answer this question. Didn’t have to study for this question, the life all students want.

8. We Have An Artist On Our Hands

That plant looks highly depressed to be locked away. This drawing is almost as flawless as it is simple. The most important parts are identified as “iron bars” and “no windows”. This isn’t your ordinary smart answer, this is art in the face of pressure that deserved some credit.

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101 Silly Math Jokes and Puns to Make Students Laugh Like Crazy

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Why was the geometry book so adorable? Because it had  acute angles.

Okay...I admit that was corny, but we all know math isn’t always the most exciting subject to teach. That means you have to find strategies to make lessons fun, like gamification in the classroom ,  math puzzles or — in this case — math jokes that will lighten the mood and brighten the vibe in your classroom.

And besides, the best math jokes can actually help teach concepts from math lessons. Just think of the possibilities: Students can use these jokes as devices to remember how to solve different math problems!

Here are 101 math jokes for kids to make your lessons more fun. 

Geometry jokes

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• I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.  I think he must be plotting something.
• What did the triangle say to the circle?  “You’re pointless.”

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• How does a mathematician plow fields?  With a pro-tractor.
• What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?  Geometry.
• Parallel lines have so much in common …  It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• What do you call more than one L?  A parallel!
• Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?  Because she sprained her angle.
• I had an argument with a 90° angle.  It turns out it was right.
• Did you hear about the over-educated circle?  It has 360°!
• What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks?  A line.
• Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles?  Because there’s no point.
• Why was the obtuse triangle always upset?  Because it’s never right.
• What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor?  Area rugs!
• What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm?  Make snow angles!
• Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?  The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.
• Why was math class so long?  The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

Multiplication and division jokes

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• Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?  The teacher told him not to use tables.
• Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?  He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
• How do you solve any equation?  Multiply both sides by zero.
• Which tables do you not have to learn?  Dinner tables!
• Surgeon: Nurse, I have so many patients. Who do I work on first?  Nurse: Simple, follow the order of operations.
• I met a math teacher who had 12 children.  She really knows how to multiply!
• Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class?  Because he was taught that a double negative in English is bad, but in math, it’s a positive.
• What tool is best suited for math?  Multi-pliers.
• Why was Mr. Gilson’s class so noisy?  He liked to practice gong division!
• Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?  It improved di-vision.
• A father noticed his son was sad coming home from school one day.  “What’s wrong?” The father asked. “I really don’t like long division,” the son answered, “I always feel bad for the remainders.”
• What’s a swimmer's favorite kind of math?  Dive-ision!
• Do you know what seems odd to me?  Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

Counting jokes

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• Do you know what’s odd?  Every other number!
• Why was six afraid of seven?  Because seven, eight, nine!
• A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”.  The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!” The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”
• I hired an odd man to do eight jobs for me.  When I got back, he’d only done jobs one, three, five, and seven.
• What are ten things you can always count on?  Your fingers.
• Are monsters good at math?  Not unless you Count Dracula.

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• There are three kinds of people in this world.  Those who can count and those who can’t.
• Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?  Because it had more cents!
• What did the spelling book say to the math book?  “I know I can count on you!”
• Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?  Because they can’t even!
• What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?  A friend you can count on.
• Why did the two fours skip lunch?  They already eight!
• How do you make seven an even number?  Remove the S.

Fraction jokes

• Which king loved fractions?  Henry the ⅛.
• There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…  But only a fraction would understand.
• How are a dollar and the moon similar?  They both have four quarters!
• Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse?  Because it was two-tenths!
• How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe?  They’re all over c’s!

Statistics jokes

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• Have you heard the one about the statistician?  Probably.
• A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river.  He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average.
• Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?  It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.
• There was a statistics teacher who would always accelerate hard when driving through intersections and then slow down after passing through. One day he drove a colleague to work who was noticeably uncomfortable at his driving.  The colleague asked, “Why do you always drive so fast through intersections?” To which the statistics teacher responded, “Well, statistically speaking, you’re more likely to have an accident in an intersection, so I make sure to get through them as fast as possible!”
• A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook.  They called it “Pi A La Mode”.
• A mathematician sees three people go into a building. Later she sees four people leave. When she is asked how many people are in the building she replies, “Well, if one person enters the house it’ll be empty.”
• Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject?  It’s just average.

• Why did Pi get its driver’s license revoked?  Because it didn’t know when to stop.
• You should never start a conversation with Pi.  It’ll just go on and on forever.

• What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?  Pumpkin Pi.
• Mathematician: πr2(Pi r squared).  Baker: No! Pies are round and cakes are square!
• Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?  Sir Cumference. How did he get so round? He ate too many π’s.
• What’s the official animal of Pi day?  The Pi-thon!

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• What do you call two friends who love math?  Algebros.
• In the expression x3, what do you call 3?  An x-ponent
• In the expression 𝑦2, what do you call the 2? A 𝑦-ponent.
• Do you know why seven eight nine?  Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!
• Why did the boy refuse to drink the water with eight ice cubes in it?  Because it’s too cubed!
• Why do atheists have trouble with exponents?  They don’t believe in higher powers!
• Teacher: What is 2n plus 2n?  Student: I’m not sure. That sounds 4n to me.
• Why do plants hate math?  Because it gives them square roots.
• Why does algebra make you a better dancer?  Because you can use the algo-rhythm!

Math pun jokes

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• Why was the math book so sad?  Because it had so many problems.
• What is a bird’s favorite type of math?  Owl-gebra.
• Which snakes are good at math?  Adders.
• Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?  Because then it would be a foot.
• Who’s the king of the pencil case?  The ruler.
• A student asked their teacher if they would have any problems on the upcoming test.  The teacher replied, “I think you’ll have lots of problems on the test.”
• It’s always a good idea to bring a mathematician camping.  They come prepared with a pair of axis.
• What shape do you always have to be careful of?  A trap-azoid!
• I don’t get the point of decimals.  I’m more partial to fractions.
• I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch.  He could binomials.
• What did one algebra book say to the other?  “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”
• When you keep missing math class it starts to really add up.
• What did the bee say when it solved the problem?  “Hive got it!”
• What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?  SUMmer!
• Why is math considered to be codependent?  It relies on others to solve its problems.
• What math problem do German students have trouble answering?  Do you know what the square root of 81 is? 9!
• What do you call a number that can’t sit still?  A roamin’ numeral!
• What did the student say about the equation she couldn’t solve?  “This is derive-ing me crazy!”

3 Other ways to keep children interested in class

Class doesn’t have to be a boring experience for students. There are many ways to liven up lessons other than telling corny math jokes.

Here are three teaching strategies you can try to make class fun!

1. Game-based learning

It’s no secret that a lot of kids love video games. Use game-based learning in the classroom to liven up lessons and helps classroom learning align with different children's learning needs .

Prodigy is a form of game-based learning that is already used by millions of teachers and students around the globe!

Students get to enjoy a magical world with exciting gameplay and learn math at the same time. Most of the time your class won’t even realize they’re taking part in lessons. It’s all part of the game’s immersive world!

Prodigy’s intuitive design allows for instant marking, feedback, and the ability to create a personalized learning experience for each of your students. It's an engaging tool for educators and all in-game educational content is no-cost for students!

Check out Prodigy today to see if it’s right for your classroom!

2. Flipped classroom

A flipped classroom is a personalized learning strategy where homework and lesson times are switched. Students spend time at home going over material such as videos or recordings of lessons. Then they come to class to work through assignments and practice ideas!

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This means that students come to school prepared to ask questions and get help from their teachers during class time.

This gives students the chance to learn at their own pace. Class time is spent improving knowledge rather than explaining basic concepts for students to work on their own.

3. Genius Hour

The Genius Hour concept gives students a chance to explore topics they’re interested in. Students are responsible for researching a topic, coming up with a project around it, and then presenting it to the class.

As a teacher, you can set aside different amounts of time for your students to work on their passion projects: anything from a couple of hours a month to spare time during the week.

Deadlines aren’t pushed, and creativity blooms when students get to pursue their own projects. During Genius Hour, students are given opportunities to express their passions and take control of their education.

Conclusion: math jokes for kids

Math doesn’t have to be boring. Incorporating the best math jokes into your lessons can make them more fun and memorable!

A study from the National Association of Independent Schools suggests that “by high school, 40 to 60 percent of youth are disengaged.” More importantly, “student engagement is increasingly viewed as one of the keys to addressing problems such as low achievement, boredom and alienation, and high dropout rates.”

Use our list of 101 math jokes to help keep students engaged with lessons...or at the very least to make them laugh!

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30 Brilliant Test Answers From Smartass Kids

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You probably still remember the horror of taking a test at school. All quivering and trembling you sat there and either scribbled the answers as fast as you could or just stared blankly at the letters-turned-hieroglyphs, understanding nothing. If it were such a case, you would probably leave the page all blank or, being the good kid that you were, try to come up with a plausible answer for a question which subjects you couldn’t understand at all. The smart kids in the list below fall in neither of the categories. These bright pupils came up with the funniest test answers, harnessing the powers of puns and their creativity. The reasons for choosing to answer the questions this way are unknown, but we have a strong feeling that the hard questions brought out some A-class smartasses out.

The tricky question, though, is if a kid answers a problem on a test in an incorrect but smart manner, should they be credited or penalized for it? Below, you can find 30 brainy and funny test answers that will make you wonder what’s better – the correct or the apt solution.

Naturally, the best-case scenario would be that one’s students would understand all of the material they’re being tested on and answer the questions correctly. But what about the argument that a strict educational environment can stifle creativity and intellectual development? For better or for worse, these test-takers either chose to create a smart and funny test answer or, when they failed to come up with the right solution for a weird question they did not understand, came up with a creative one. Should all kids be penalized for thinking outside of the box and coming up with innovative solutions to problems?

Now, don’t get us wrong – not all of these answers raise this excellent question. Some are just hilarious fails. Take a look at our compilation of funny kid test answers below!

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100 Funniest Kids Test Answers

What I love most about these kids’ test answers is how they show off their unique personalities. It’s like they’re not afraid to think outside the box and take risks, even when it comes to something as serious as a test. And let’s be real, who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh when reading through these gems?

One of my favorite parts of the video is seeing how creative these kids can be with their answers. Whether they’re drawing funny pictures to accompany their responses or coming up with clever wordplay, it’s clear that these kids have some serious comedic chops. Plus, it’s a nice reminder that learning doesn’t always have to be so serious – sometimes you just have to let loose and have some fun.

But beyond the laughs, I also found myself impressed by the critical thinking skills that some of these kids displayed. Sure, their answers might not always be the correct ones, but the fact that they’re willing to take risks and think creatively shows that they’re not afraid to push the boundaries of their own knowledge. And hey, isn’t that what learning is all about?

Overall, this video was a delightful surprise that had me grinning from ear to ear. It’s a fun reminder that sometimes, it’s okay to not take things so seriously and just enjoy the humor and creativity that kids bring to the table. So if you’re in need of a good laugh and a dose of positivity, I highly recommend checking out this video. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

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Welcome to a delightful journey through the hilarious yet surprisingly insightful world of children’s test answers. In this article, we will explore 100 of the funniest responses from young minds. Get ready to belly laugh as we uncover the charming wit and unintentional humor that children bring to their exams. Along the way, you’ll discover the wisdom and unique perspectives that can be found in even the most unexpected places. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be entertained and educated!

1. Making Learning Fun: The Power of Humor in Education

Children have an innate ability to find joy in the simplest things, including their test answers. Incorporating humor into education not only makes learning enjoyable but also enhances cognitive retention. Kids’ creative and witty answers demonstrate that laughter can be a powerful tool for engagement and knowledge retention.

2. An Unfiltered Glimpse into Children’s Minds

Children’s test answers provide us with a candid glimpse into their thought processes and worldview. Their unrestrained responses often reveal their unique perspectives, challenging traditional assumptions and encouraging us to think outside the box. By appreciating their unfiltered responses, we can gain valuable insight into children’s minds and nurture their creativity.

3. The Art of Wordplay: Puns, Jokes, and Unexpected Connections

One of the most delightful aspects of children’s test answers is their unexpected wordplay. From clever puns to unexpected connections, children’s answers demonstrate their linguistic aptitude and creativity. Language is a powerful tool, and children effortlessly use it to express their ideas and entertain us.

4. Humor as a Learning Aid: Retaining Information Through Laughter

Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, stimulating memory formation and ultimately aiding in information retention. Children’s test answers show how humor can help cement knowledge in an enjoyable and memorable way. By incorporating humor into educational practices, we can create lasting impressions and foster a love for learning.

5. Innocence and Honesty: A Refreshing Perspective

Children’s innocent and honest responses often remind us of the simplicity and beauty of life. Their lack of fear in expressing their thoughts and emotions allows us to see the world through their eyes, unburdened by societal norms or preconceived notions. We can learn from their genuine and unfiltered observations, appreciating the importance of honesty in our own lives.

6. Wisdom in Simplicity: Profound Lessons from Young Minds

While children’s test answers may seem innocently humorous at first glance, they often contain profound insights. Their uninhibited responses reveal unique perspectives and unconventional problem-solving skills. We can embrace their simplicity to uncover alternative approaches and deepen our own understanding of complex concepts.

7. Nurturing Creativity: Encouraging Out-of-the-Box Thinking

Children’s test answers showcase their extraordinary ability to think outside the box. Embracing their creative solutions encourages us to challenge conventional thinking and explore new possibilities. Conventional approaches to education often stifle creativity, but by appreciating and valuing children’s imaginative responses, we can inspire innovation within ourselves and future generations.

Conclusion:

In this captivating journey through the world of children’s test answers, we have discovered the power of humor, the insights gained from their unfiltered perspectives, and the wisdom hidden within their innocent responses. By celebrating their creativity, honesty, and unconventional thinking, we can enhance education and inspire a love for learning. So, next time you come across a funny test answer, remember to appreciate the valuable lessons and delightful moments that children share with us.

26 Genius But Hilarious Test Answers By Brilliant kids.

What kids can do with language is fascinating and sometimes just downright hilarious. And we’ve seen this in several blog posts before, like these children’s hilariously inappropriate spelling mistakes . Kids’ responses to questions are uniquely different in that they’re innocent and sarcasm-free. Sometimes, however, some kids turn up really genius responses that it’s hard to believe they’re coming from a kid. We have compiled really hilarious examples of kids’ answers to test questions that will make you appreciate how smart kids can be sometimes. Browse through them and let us know what you think.

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50 Funny Exam Answers by Students (Guaranteed to Make You LOL)

Posted on Published: November 6, 2023

By: Author Jane Morris

Ahhh, exam season. The pinnacles of crunch, stress, and an inane amount of marking! However, there is one bright spot to the standardized season: reading all the funny exam answers by students.

Truly, students write some funny test answers. And a lot of whacked-out workings too!

And though we can’t give any marks for the exam responses that make us spit out our water in a fit of giggles, we can collect all the answers in a mega-post to all guffaw at together. And maybe give half a point for creativity. ;)

Over the course of my nearly two-decade career as a teacher, I kept a personal collection of all the funny exam answers I stumbled across. They were there for me on the days that the misery of teaching had me feeling blue.

And now, I’ve collated them all here for you – it can’t all be concessions and commiseration! Sometimes, we just need to laugh.

So with further ado, let’s have a laugh. Don’t say I never did anything for you!

After all, laughter is the best medicine. And if you’re going to survive exam season, you’ll need all the medicine you can get.

50 Funniest Exams Answers I’ve Collected From Students

From in-class assignments to the silliest answers on AP exams , so begins the collection. The anthology of awesome.

There’s no way around it: kids just say the dumbest s***.

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#1: Information Technology

Explain what a digital footprint is.

A digital footprint is when you step on your iPad.

#2: Geography

What is the capital of England?

#3: Grammar

What is a synonym?

The stuff I put on my toast.

#4: Human Biology

Explain how twins happen.

Twins happen when you have sex when you’re already pregnant.

#5: Philosophy

Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone you hate?

I would rather be stuck on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat.

#6: Classical Literature

In your opinion, is Odysseus worthy of the title hero? Explain.

Odysseus is my hero because he’s the man. He’s got a hot wife at home but then he goes around banging all these hoes around the globe. That’s my dream right there.

Compare the tone or authors’ attitudes in the two poems, “To Helen” by Edgar Allan Poe and “Helen” by HD.

One guy thinks she’s totally the bait and the other guy thinks she’s like the biggest ho.

Need More Laughs?

Then try my post about all the ridiculous things students say to their teachers!

#8: Sex Education…?

Describe how the author manages to give internal events the sense of excitement, suspense, and climax usually associated with external action.

This question is inappropriate and I’m not going to answer it.

#9: Biology 101

Name a book that changed your perspective on the world and describe how it impacted you.

A book that made the biggest impact on me is “Everyone Poops.” It made me realize that pooping is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone should read this book and realize that yes, everyone really does poop. That means it’s okay, right? Right.

#10: Biographical Literature

Write a memoir using only six words.

Want love, only got deez hoes.

#11: English Studies

Give an example of an onomatopoeia.

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!

#12: Visual Art

Who painted the Mona Lisa?

Leonardo DiCaprio.

#13. Vocabulary

What part of speech is the word dragon? Use it in a sentence.

Dragon is a noun. I’m gonna be dragon deez nuts across your face.

#14: Non-Fiction Writing

What is a heading?

A heading is a head with the letter ING on it.

Excuses, Excuses, Excuses…

For more student shenanigans, read about the best excuses to dodge remote learning classes.

#15: American History (Pt. 1)

What do we celebrate on the 4th of July?

#16: American History (Pt. 2)

Who was the first president of the United States?

Yankee Doodle.

#17: Geometry

Name this shape. ⬠

#18: American History (Pt. 3)

Who said, “Give me liberty or give me death?”

The Statue of Liberty before she was frozen.

#19: Parapsychology

There were forty ghosts and seven disappeared. How many ghosts are left?

Zero because ghosts aren’t real.

#20: The Infinitely Superior Metric System

To turn centimeters to meters you must…?

Take out centi.

#21: Critical Race Theory

List something that is almost always white.

Disney Princesses

#22: Chemistry

Write the two reactions used in the separation of CaCO₃.

Surprised, relieved

#23: Domestic Studies

Sarah has 16 chocolate bars, Jamie takes 4 from her and asks for the remaining quarter. What will Jamie end up with?

#24: Chemistry But Also Sorta Biology

Name a gas.

#25: Mathematics

What is the difference between 8 and 6?

8 is all curly and 6 is not.

#26: Sex Education for Real This Time

Name an effective form of contraception.

Crocs are an effective form of contraception because no one wants to have sex with someone wearing crocs.

Want More Hilarity Like This?

Check out my post about the zaniest questions asked in Sex Ed Class!

#27: Economics

How did Henry Ford spend his money?

On strippers and cocaine

#28: Musical History

Name a musician from the 1920s.

#29: Botany

Some people think that plants eat soil. Why might they think that?

They are stupid.

What should you say if someone offers you an illegal drug?

No, thank you, I will take it at home.

#31: Human Biology Attempt Two

How do twins happen?

When a pregnant lady has sex.

#32: Gaming the System

A 7th-grade class wanted to determine the average word length in a textbook. What should they do to determine this?

Copy and paste into a Word document and click “word count.”

#33: Sculpture Studies

What is the Statue of Liberty holding?

An ice cream cone

#34: Report Writing

Plan a short writing piece using what you learned about gorillas.

Thesis: Gorillas and fat and stupid like my family. Supporting detail #1 Gorillas walk crazy all the time. Supporting detail #2 Gorillas are bigger than us. Supporting detail #3 Gorillas have big heads and are stupid. Conclusion: Gorillas are stupid like my mom, fat like my dad, and have big heads like my sister.

#35: Crafts

Sam can make 11 beaded necklaces in an hour. Sue can make 12 necklaces in an hour. In one week, Sam made necklaces for 6 hours, and Sue made them for 3 hours. Who made more bracelets?

No one was making bracelets.

#36: I Don’t Even Know

Fill in the blanks with the correct word.

10: ten 100: teen 1000: teeen 10000: teeeen 100000: teeeeen 1000000: teeeeeen

#37: Middle-Eastern Studies

What language do people in Lebanon speak?

#38: Astronomy

A star in the sky suddenly brightens to many times its original brightness and then fades gradually over the next several years. Hypothesize what happened in terms of a star’s life cycle.

It just had a hot flash and is probably going through menopause.

#39: Roman History

Who was Caesar Augustus?

A dick-tator

More Excuses!

What about a post dedicated to all the best excuses to visit the school nurse?

#40: Procedure Writing

Write a short “How To” piece. Be sure to include the materials one will need and each step in the process.

How to Twerk:  Put your hand on your hips, open your legs. Then put your leg up on the wall and twerk. You can twerk in people’s faces, then they might throw up. If the throw-up gets on you, you can shake the throw-up back at them.

#41: Music Studies

Name a song that is particularly meaningful to you and explain why it is significant.

Chief Keef’s song “Love No Thotties” is meaningful to me because you can’t love, trust, or feed a thotty. You especially can’t make her feel welcome at your crib. In god we trust, in thotties we lust.

#42: Victorian Literature

Explain some qualities of Victorian Literature. How do you know you are reading a Victorian text?

The Victorian Era was the first time Victoria’s Secret was acknowledged. This brought about an uprising of people pondering what Victoria’s secret really is.

#43: Creative Writing

Write a simile.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who also never met.

#44: Creative Writing Pt. 2

Write a metaphor.

Her face was a circle that had been smashed on the sides by a Thigh Master.

#45: Creative Writing Pt. 3

Her voice had a deep, throaty sound like a dog before it throws up.

#46: American History (Pt. 4)

The last hilarious test answer on American history…

#47: Reflective Writing

A student’s attempt at a thoughtful exam response turns funny…

#48: Physics

To be fair, we’ve all met guys like him.

#49: Film Studies

Why should a student write a funny exam answer when they can draw it? Maximize those marks!

#50: General Science

I still wouldn’t call this strictly wrong.

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Got Your Own Funny Student Exam Answers?

Why not submit them then? Let’s turn this into the internet’s home base of the strangest and silliest test questions and answers!

I hope you had a giggle along with me. At the very least, I hope this post keeps you sane through all the marking seasons to come.

The world is changing. These days, we can secretly  use ChatGPT to mark exams  and provide feedback to save ourselves hours upon hours of stress!

But the one thing that will NEVER change is the wonderment with which a kid sees the world. Perhaps it’s sometimes a bit literal and a bit lacking in contextualized nuance. But it’s endless entertainment all the same.

So if you have any favorite funny answers from exam papers that you think deserve a shoutout, post them in the comments down below! Let me know so I can work them in. :)

And whatever you do, stay sane out there in all the misery of teaching! Find those bright spots, cut those corners, and make teaching worth it again.

Because nothing will get you through the day like a twelve-year-old’s take on Odysseus and all the booty he plundered.

Pun 100% intended.

25 Clever Test Responses From Kids That Deserve an A+ for Entertaining

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If you were like some kids in school, you probably dreaded quiz days and how prepared you were really depended on how much you studied. The following 25 funny test answers were from kids who thought a clever answer was better than a wrong one. Either way, it was the wrong answer but I’m sure the teacher grading the tests had a chuckle.

1) Funny Test Answers: This kid is definitely clever.

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2) So close yet so far.

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3) I could believe that.

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4) That’s a lot of candy bars.

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5) You did not support your argument! tsk tsk 🙂

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6) This kid gets it.

7) Ice is hard, yes.

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8) Kid does have a point…

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9) You can’t argue with that answer!

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10) This is looking like an action movie.

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11) It’s not easy being Tony.

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12) That was easy.

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13) Good topic for a debate.

14) I want to give this kid a high-five.

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15) Yeah, that looks about right 🙂

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16) Calculus worms ate my homework.

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17) Clever, but no.

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18) Poor plant.

19) Not very nice.

20) Not sure this is the answer the teacher was looking for.

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21) Hugh Jackman rocks!

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22) Breaking all the rules.

23) This kid is a realist.

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24) That’s radical.

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25) Breaking out into song.

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